Lawyer and Bush aide with a BS in econ and no scientific training rewrites climate research

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How the original article reads:

A comet actually has two tails: one of dust and ice, and another of charged molecules called ions. Each can reach tens of thousands of miles in length, and trails the comet like long streamers on a bike pointed into the wind.

How it would read as written by Phillip A. Cooney:

A comet actually has two tails: one of dust and ice, and another of charged molecules called ions. Each can reach tens of thousands of miles in length, and trails the comet like Ann Coulter's hair on a Harley pointed into the wind.

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